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[flaredo]

"Heeey, you've reached Yang! Well, actually, you didn't reach far enough, 'cause I'm not here right now! But don't yang up! Just leave a message on this baby, and I'll get back to you soon enough, okay?"

[ Please specify VOICEMAIL, TEXT or CALL. ]

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[flaredo]

I kind of have to support Weiss a little more-- you know, as a teammate?

[ FOCUS ON YOUR OWN. ]

[masakados]

Yep. [Serious face (battle mode) still in place he goes off to get to it.

HIS TOO WILL BE A MASTERPIECE OF HORROR. Made just for you, Yang.]

[flaredo]

[ It's fine, hers is already an alarming shade of green-- ]

[masakados]

[Oh that's cool his is kind of turning from what had been lurid red (?????) into... very appetizing brown.]

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[beaconed]

Yeah, yeah, I get it. [ He doesn't. She just told him not to date anyone from her team?! What is she trying to say???

Oh.

Maybe she's still not quite over him and is asking him out of respect. Aw, Yang... ]

Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore. That ship has sailed a while ago, heh...

[flaredo]

[ Don't actually kill her, Naoki. ]

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[flaredo]

[ ... WHO IS WORRIED HERE?? ]

Trust me, I'm not worried.

[masakados]

[HE WOULDN'T... it just, you know.

Will not be a fun ride for the tastebuds. When he's finished his masterpiece, he'll meet her at a table...]

[rollin]

... Okay.

Um, one last question.

[flaredo]

... Fire away.

[flaredo]

[ What greets him is green with bits of red... and hunks of... meat sticking out of the sides? And cute shit like gummy robots and less cute shit like potato chips. ]

You ready?

voice;

[beaconed]

Ouch!

Well, anyway, thanks for saying those nice things about me. You're pretty cool, too, Yang... so.. keep up the fight! Plenty of fish in the sea and all!

[masakados]

[It's hard to tell anymore what Naoki put in his... it's become an amalgamated but still somehow lumpy... mass. With sprinkles on it.]

Ready when you are. [LOOKING AT WHAT SHE'S MADE...]

[flaredo]

... [ Okay, fine, she's going to take a spoon, dig out a large chunk of it, and stick it in her mouth.

REMEMBER HER AS SHE LIVED.

Then again, most of Naoki's is wasabi and strawberry-flavored... ]

[masakados]

[HOPE YOU LIKE UNEXPECTEDLY SPICY and also umami-sweet???

And the aftertaste is probably... lovely...

Naoki's going to dive right in too, though after the first bite he coughs after he swallows, not sure how it's possible for these flavours to coexist. But no... he can do this...]

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[flaredo]

[ H-haaaa. ]

Thanks, Jaune... I'll try to get a good rebound.

[flaredo]

[ Oh god it's spicy IT'S SPICY AND SWEET urgh--

But just like Naoki's determined to do this, so is Yang-- so she's just going to force this down as quickly as possible, making the most attractive faces in the meantime.

Like PAINED REGRET. ]

[masakados]

[Naoki's going at it too, swallowing painfully each mouthful WHY DID THEY DECIDE TO DO THIS--

But he chances a look up as he grimaces.

--haha, her face. No, don't laugh, he can laugh after, right now he needs to eat the rest of this...]

[flaredo]

[ Shut up, Naoki, we can't all look majestic while we're choking down terrible froyo combos.

But she's actually making it to the bottom of her cup... before her head hits the table.

UGH. ]

My tastebuds...

[masakados]

[Naoki struggles through the last bite... and drops the spoon into the cup, groaning and scrubbing his palm over his mouth.]

I think my mouth's actually aching...

[THAT WAS WRETCHED. He does crane his neck a little, peering into her cup.]

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[poised]

{Natalia just laughs faintly at that, shaking her head.]

I'll keep that in mind. But pardon me if I don't think I'm quite ready for that regardless.

[flaredo]

[ EMPTY LIKE HER STOMACH WISHES IT COULD BE-- but she slowly lifts her head. ]

W-what's the verdict?

[masakados]

Looks like we're tied...

[Wearily, he turns his cup to show her. Nice and empty. Urgh.]

...does that mean we should both give a secret? 'Cause I'm not gonna do a rematch. [Once was enough!!]

[flaredo]

Yeah... you know what, let's go with that. [ THEY FOUGHT A HARD BATTLE. ]

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[flaredo]

Fine, fine... but Shin-Ah was cute.

For a guy in a mask.

[ Siiiigh. ]