"Heeey, you've reached Yang! Well, actually, you didn't reach far enough, 'cause I'm not here right now! But don't yang up! Just leave a message on this baby, and I'll get back to you soon enough, okay?"
[ What greets him is green with bits of red... and hunks of... meat sticking out of the sides? And cute shit like gummy robots and less cute shit like potato chips. ]
[HOPE YOU LIKE UNEXPECTEDLY SPICY and also umami-sweet???
And the aftertaste is probably... lovely...
Naoki's going to dive right in too, though after the first bite he coughs after he swallows, not sure how it's possible for these flavours to coexist. But no... he can do this...]
But just like Naoki's determined to do this, so is Yang-- so she's just going to force this down as quickly as possible, making the most attractive faces in the meantime.
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[ NAILED IT. ]
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[Always a competition, in the end. But he's (not so secretly) intrigued.] All right, you're on.
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[ Already psyched? Yep. ]
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[So fast to get psyched...]
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[Is it too cold for froyo... Nah, it's probably not, right? He's headed toward one of those places anyway.]
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... Maybe see who can eat the most toppings, or try the weirdest flavor...
[ HMMMM. ]
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...see who can make the weirdest combination of both and eat it all?
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[ SHE WILL BUILD A HORRIFYING MASTERPIECE. ]
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HIS TOO WILL BE A MASTERPIECE OF HORROR. Made just for you, Yang.]
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Will not be a fun ride for the tastebuds. When he's finished his masterpiece, he'll meet her at a table...]
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You ready?
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Ready when you are. [LOOKING AT WHAT SHE'S MADE...]
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REMEMBER HER AS SHE LIVED.
Then again, most of Naoki's is wasabi and strawberry-flavored... ]
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And the aftertaste is probably... lovely...
Naoki's going to dive right in too, though after the first bite he coughs after he swallows, not sure how it's possible for these flavours to coexist. But no... he can do this...]
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But just like Naoki's determined to do this, so is Yang-- so she's just going to force this down as quickly as possible, making the most attractive faces in the meantime.
Like PAINED REGRET. ]
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SLEEP DAMMIT
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