"Heeey, you've reached Yang! Well, actually, you didn't reach far enough, 'cause I'm not here right now! But don't yang up! Just leave a message on this baby, and I'll get back to you soon enough, okay?"
Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx
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Oh Yang, I simply mustn't have my heart broken! Yet the more I look at this, doesn't it sound like a threat?
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Oh Yang, I simply mustn't have my heart broken! Yet the more I look at this, doesn't it sound like a threat?
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It's not a threat, it's a promise! If you get five back, it means you're loved so of course your heart won't break!text;
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Nat it's like a superstition you won't actually suffer
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Then I sent out all those messages and my heart wasn't even in danger?!
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Pretty much... but you made a lot of people feel important!text;
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... I promise he'll be fine. Or at least chainmail won't ruin him.text;
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Breathe!!!text; 20 minutes later
Shin-Ah sent me 5 messages because he didn't want my heart to break!!!
Yang, this is even worse!
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Why is that worse? Isn't that weirdly sweet??text;
What am I meant to do?! He's likely only being friendly and yet it's so [give her a second to find delicate and precise wording] overly friendly!!
[look, she tried]
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... Thank him for saving your heart? You thanked him, right?text;
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He was probably just as worried as you were. And that's adorable!text;
[which is admittedly ideal but s t i l l ]
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... Still not seeing the problem heretext;
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Wait so basically
He did something sweet
And you're upset because you have a fiancee and it's not bothering you as much as it should?
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... hang in there