"Heeey, you've reached Yang! Well, actually, you didn't reach far enough, 'cause I'm not here right now! But don't yang up! Just leave a message on this baby, and I'll get back to you soon enough, okay?"
[ The thief only moans in pain on the ground... He didn't ask for any of this, so he'll just close his eyes. Yata uses this opportunity to take the purse back. His victory, however, is short-lived when the manager loses it. ]
Try not to steal from little old ladies next time, yeah?
[ The thief groans in response. He probably can't even hear Yata right now. The management is unsure about this compromise, though... Just then, an old lady walks into the restaurant complaining about how a man took her purse a while ago... It's Yata's time to shine. He shows her the purse with a bright smile. ]
[ The manager tells the old lady, "She's right, Mom." ]
Mom?
[ This is too much of a coincidence to be true. The old lady does calm down after that, apologizing as she reaches out to pat where she hit Yata, then patting Yang's shoulder. She's really sorry about that! The thief snatched her purse while she was singing her lungs out at a karaoke bar... He'll be working at this restaurant for a while.
"Now, you kids probably want a reward..." she says as she fishes for her wallet. ]
Oh, nah, i-it's fine! I don't need nothing. [ He jerks his head toward Yang. ] She did most of the work, anyway.
Nah, this was teamwork. [ And Yang shrugs it off easily, smiling. At least this didn't go as badly as it could have. ] We're here to help people, that's all.
[ After all is said and done, they walk out the restaurant with full stomachs, leaving a cleaner restaurant behind. Yata looks like he's about to keel over. ]
Ah... I don't wanna see another plate of spaghetti ever again...
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Hey, jackass! Give it back!
[ The thief only moans in pain on the ground... He didn't ask for any of this, so he'll just close his eyes. Yata uses this opportunity to take the purse back. His victory, however, is short-lived when the manager loses it. ]
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Oh, don't worry-- this guy who just broke your window's willing to cover the property damage. We'll leave him to you.
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Try not to steal from little old ladies next time, yeah?
[ The thief groans in response. He probably can't even hear Yata right now. The management is unsure about this compromise, though... Just then, an old lady walks into the restaurant complaining about how a man took her purse a while ago... It's Yata's time to shine. He shows her the purse with a bright smile. ]
Ah, don't worry, ma'am! We got 'im for y—
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[ She shrieks as she whacks him with the purse he returned. "So it was you! You dirty, good-for-nothing hooligan!" ]
No, I just—Ow! Ow! Ow, fuck— [ And she hits him again. No swearing! ]
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[ she's just going to step in again. ]
He got it back for you! Your thief's the guy groaning on the ground!
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Mom?
[ This is too much of a coincidence to be true. The old lady does calm down after that, apologizing as she reaches out to pat where she hit Yata, then patting Yang's shoulder. She's really sorry about that! The thief snatched her purse while she was singing her lungs out at a karaoke bar... He'll be working at this restaurant for a while.
"Now, you kids probably want a reward..." she says as she fishes for her wallet. ]
Oh, nah, i-it's fine! I don't need nothing. [ He jerks his head toward Yang. ] She did most of the work, anyway.
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... Yeah, that's right. We're just glad we got your purse back. And this guy, too!
[ But the old lady still wants to thank them for their good deed. ]
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[ After all is said and done, they walk out the restaurant with full stomachs, leaving a cleaner restaurant behind. Yata looks like he's about to keel over. ]
Ah... I don't wanna see another plate of spaghetti ever again...
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[ Yata covers his mouth. HE'S FEELING SOMETHING, but no. No, he's keeping it together. ]
Yang... I dunno if I can go any further. I'm leaving everything to you...
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[ Yata, please stop sounding like you're about to die. ]
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[ Okay, she's just gonna scoop him up, like this isn't the most emasculating thing ever. ]
Okay, just close your eyes.
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[ He covers his face, now burning red, but not without occasionally peeking in the gaps between his fingers. ]
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[ He says as he flails his feet and closes his eyes... ]
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[ okay, she'll drop him. Because Yang is a kind, gentle girl. ]
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[ And so not his type. ]
... Huh, I don't feel nauseous anymore.
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[ Yang, don't say things like that so proudly. ]
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[ But he's getting up. ]
... That... That was fun, though.
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