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[flaredo]

"Heeey, you've reached Yang! Well, actually, you didn't reach far enough, 'cause I'm not here right now! But don't yang up! Just leave a message on this baby, and I'll get back to you soon enough, okay?"

[ Please specify VOICEMAIL, TEXT or CALL. ]

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[beaconed]

i think i almost kisse|

[ WAIT STOP. He absolutely can't say that to Pyrrha's friend. B-But he has to tell someone, and it can't be Weiss or Ruby. Uh. ......Backspace, backspace. ]

i told pyrrha about my stri|

[ Oops. He can't lead with that either. Jaune. Backspacing again. Ok. Breathe. Ok. Here's his actual response: ]

how do you get food stains out of a while shirt

*white share

*white shirt

[ .....he's a mess. ]

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[flaredo]

if you're texting me for laundry advice I'm blocking you

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[beaconed]

DONT DO THAT YANBG
this is IMPORTANT
there are some stains that just never come out.
and some that you didnt think you would ever get but its here now.
i have this stain that i cant ignore now.
i try to but its there.
and suppose its on my favorite shirt.
i wear it every day and i see it all the time.
everywhere.

yang i;m worried that i ruined my favorite shirt

[ It isn't the most apt metaphor. At all. ]

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[flaredo]

uh
so why don't you just get a new one? was it handmade or something?

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[beaconed]

a new what?

[ Good lord, he sucks. Yang.. might want to say something first if she saw anything. ]

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[flaredo]

shirt

wait why are you even asking me

wasn't pyrrha with you

[ guess who missed the exact Moment-- ]

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[beaconed]

[ Pyrrha.

There’s a long delay between her and his next reply. Well, long for Jaune-standards, so roughly about four minutes as he’s freaking out all on his own in the toilet stall. Ok, damn it, he’ll bite the bullet. ]

yang if you had a guy friend and he asked you out, would you date them
y/n??

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[flaredo]

[ ... You know what, this is better than shirts. Speaking of a lack of shirts-- ]

depends on the guy friend
Naoki was a guy friend and I fell for him just fine

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[beaconed]

ok but what if he's not as cool as naoki

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[flaredo]

surprise but Naoki's also a dork
coolness can only get you so far you know?

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[beaconed]

but what if this dorky idiot friend tried to kiss you without thinkijgb thugs thfofuhd

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[flaredo]

[ wait wait wait wait ]

nuh-uh no hippoy
hyois
hypowhatsits

DID YOU KISS HER

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[beaconed]

[ The next time you see Jaune in person, you'll notice a cracked screen on his Cerevice because he fucking dropped it before replying. ]

kissed who

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[flaredo]

YOU KNOW WHO

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[beaconed]

nOoooooo
because if i did
that would be very stupid rithjt
that's what your saying yea

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[flaredo]

no I was gonna say
what happened next

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[beaconed]

can we go back to talking hypothetcalsxh?????

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[flaredo]

JAUNE

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[beaconed]

I swear I didjtn do anything
plz don't be mad

[ Somehow he thinks Yang doesn't approve. Low self-worth and all. ]

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[flaredo]

tell me what happened
RIGHT NOW

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[beaconed]

how do I even begin
it all happened so fast
one moment im confessing her something ive been meaning to and the next my head just started moving closer
you know what I mean!!!1
im such an idiot yang I cant even be a good friend without messing it up
what was I thinking why can't I just die in this toilet help me :(((

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[flaredo]

for starters drowning in the toilet?
don't be in such a flush

[ YANG NO. ]

and second
I don't think she minded

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[beaconed]

i don't think she even knows what almost happened

besides you saw how upset she looked when you said we make a great couple
she has every reason to mind, yang!!!'

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[flaredo]

she was upset because YOU LAUGHED
ugh I'm not walking you through this
go talk to her
AND LISTEN

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[beaconed]

cant I just go back to pretending everything is the same