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[flaredo]

"Heeey, you've reached Yang! Well, actually, you didn't reach far enough, 'cause I'm not here right now! But don't yang up! Just leave a message on this baby, and I'll get back to you soon enough, okay?"

[ Please specify VOICEMAIL, TEXT or CALL. ]

Comments

[kaba]

[ …Is this another old man joke he's twenty-seven for the love of Buddha— ]

Least your dad sounds like a good guy.

[flaredo]

He is! He just tends to fuss, but then he's okay sending our dog in the mail, so...

[ SHRUG. ]

[kaba]

[ Shockingly, that last part doesn't weird him out so much. People totally get their robot dogs from the mail all the time, after all… ]

Yang Xiao Long, are ya calling me fussy? [ This is his best dad voice now. Be afraid. ]

[flaredo]

Sure am!

[ BRIGHTLY. ]

[kaba]

Hey. [ Laughing. ] Now you're just embarrassing me. Ruby isn't hearing this, is she?

[ Don't harsh up the Reds' funky flow, man… ]

[flaredo]

Lucky for you, it's just me and Zwei in the room right now. Buuuut I might consider warning her that you're a fusser.

[kaba]

I think she found that out already.

[ Not that that was hard. ]