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[flaredo]

"Heeey, you've reached Yang! Well, actually, you didn't reach far enough, 'cause I'm not here right now! But don't yang up! Just leave a message on this baby, and I'll get back to you soon enough, okay?"

[ Please specify VOICEMAIL, TEXT or CALL. ]

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[undaunts]

Okay! [Yang, this is not what your weapons are for. Ruby's going to go ahead and hold those over Yang's gauntlets on a stick.]

Mmmm roasted marshmallowsssss.

[flaredo]

No one can say my weapons aren't useful all the time!

[ Just a little bit of Aura, to warm the marshmallows... ]

[undaunts]

That's why weapons are so great!

[You really couldn't have expected anything else from her...even as she gently rotates the marshmallows.]

[flaredo]

Just don't start using Crescent Rose to help you with kebabs, okay?

[ JUST SAYING. ]

[undaunts]

[Ruby pauses as though considering that.

..............]

But I can use her to cut veggies, right--

[???]

[flaredo]

... Ruby.

[ USE A KNIFE. ]

[undaunts]

Ughhhh, fine, fine!

[grumble grumble.]

Only you get to use your weapon for cool things like totally domestic things that weapons aren't for.

[flaredo]

Because my weapons don't accidentally break things if I swing them around.

[undaunts]

They do too!

[...]

They're just not as big so there's less collateral damage!

[flaredo]

So in the end, they're tons safer!

[ No, they're not. ]

[undaunts]

No they're not!

[YEAH SHE'S NOT BUYING IT.]

They burst into flames sometimes!

[flaredo]

Only in places where it's okay to set stuff on fire!

[ LIKE CLUBS. ]

[undaunts]

Like clubs?

[LOOK, SHE KNOWS ABOUT THAT.]

[flaredo]

Perfectly deserving clubs! Smash your marshmallow already!

[undaunts]

Okay, okay, jeeze.

[MARSHMALLOWS GETTING SMASHED ONTO GRAHAM CRACKERS NOW.]

[flaredo]

[ Sisters being sassy GEEZ... now is a time for s'mores!! ]