"Heeey, you've reached Yang! Well, actually, you didn't reach far enough, 'cause I'm not here right now! But don't yang up! Just leave a message on this baby, and I'll get back to you soon enough, okay?"
[ And then he breaks free of the grasp to walk away a few steps before turning to face her again. ]
Okay, Yang!! Tell me!!! You tell me if this counts, okay? So we're fighting this BIIIIG elephant monster, right? Like, bigger than the one you and I Firewall'd. Which was still cool, by the way. There I am, fighting it from the ground while Rapunzel takes it from the top! Like, she literally jumped on it, she's so amazing, Yang--!!
But then the elephant starts choking on my locker!!! --Wait, that's not.. that's... I skipped that part, where my locker comes in-- whatever, not important! So the elephant is going crazy! Stomping around, trying to kill me, but I dodged it like this!
[ Jaune does a barrel roll on the floor. But wait, there's more-- ]
But then RAPUNZEL, man, this is painful-- Rapunzel is sent flying-- LIKE WOOSH!! [ Jaune runs and practically hurls himself at the recliner, which causes it to tip over and fall. ] --ow.
--Yeah! Like, full-force, straight into a broken bill board. How did she survive that without an Aura? A-Anyway, so the elephant goes down, which makes the ground shake, okay?
The bill board is tipping over!
Rapunzel is on it! Probably still seeing stars from that hit, right?
So I'm, like, I gotta catch her, the thing is falling and so is she!! So, I ran, Yang! I hold out my arms--
[ Don't mind her, as she's going around, setting the recliner upright; she's listening.
And then rather calmly liberating her dog from Jaune's lascivious embrace. ]
Well, did she also lick your mouth, or did she start screaming, or did she stay there for longer than three seconds? Because if it's the last one, that's a kiss.
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[ she didn't say it like that ]
...w-well, actually, I'm - unclear on the G.F. part... but...
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[ Jaune, you're not being very forthcoming on the details here. ]
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invades Yang's personal space as he steps real close. ]
.......I think we kissed.
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... Uh, Jaune, you know that's something you don't... usually have to think, right?
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Uh, Yang, don't you think I don't know?!
[ And then he breaks free of the grasp to walk away a few steps before turning to face her again. ]
Okay, Yang!! Tell me!!! You tell me if this counts, okay? So we're fighting this BIIIIG elephant monster, right? Like, bigger than the one you and I Firewall'd. Which was still cool, by the way. There I am, fighting it from the ground while Rapunzel takes it from the top! Like, she literally jumped on it, she's so amazing, Yang--!!
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[ Jaune does a barrel roll on the floor. But wait, there's more-- ]
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[ He's not done. YOU WANTED THE FUCKING DETAILS ]
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--Yeah! Like, full-force, straight into a broken bill board. How did she survive that without an Aura? A-Anyway, so the elephant goes down, which makes the ground shake, okay?
The bill board is tipping over!
Rapunzel is on it! Probably still seeing stars from that hit, right?
So I'm, like, I gotta catch her, the thing is falling and so is she!! So, I ran, Yang! I hold out my arms--
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And she falls on me like this!
[ He starts bringing Zwei towards his face in slow-mo. ]
Like this, Yang, are you watching?
[ Lowering.... ]
I caught her like I'm holding up Zwei, all 80 pounds of her.
[ ....yes, all the way to his face. His lips are on Zwei's and he freeze-frames his reenactment there. ]
D O N E
Tho ith that a kith, or...
[ ...Zwei licks Jaune's mouth. ]
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And then rather calmly liberating her dog from Jaune's lascivious embrace. ]
Well, did she also lick your mouth, or did she start screaming, or did she stay there for longer than three seconds? Because if it's the last one, that's a kiss.
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Zwei didn't mind it... wait, why am I-- Got it.
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[ SO THERE... stop hitting on her dog. ]
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[ Or was it? Time stood still, but... Ughhhhhhh he'll just... curl himself up underneath the table then. ]
I... I was wrong, she's not my... no... why does this hurt so much...!!
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[ Like a nice normal person who doesn't hide under her table. ]
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...W-What do you mean?
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Hence my confusion.
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... Did you ask her out? Officially, I mean?
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I called her, and I asked her "will you come with me", and she said yes, so we went, with me, s-she went to the carnival with me. Yes.
[ Nods to himself. ]
...Soooo, we thinking official, orrr...?
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... So yeah, ask her.
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Just kidding!
But seriously, you can if you want.
Or not!
Better not.
Unless you wanna.
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[ This is the most unimpressed face. ]
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