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[flaredo]

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[undaunts]

[IT DOES LIKE TO WATCH.]

I didn't! I definitely didn't!

[Ruby's been getting into her clothes at least; she stumbles out of the bathroom a moment later, pointing. Look.]

[flaredo]

[ Huh. Well, okay, she's just going to lean into the bathroom to take a peek at this stalker mask. ]

[undaunts]

[And there it is, chilling on the wall of the bathroom like a true stalker mask.]

I swear I didn't bring it into the bathroom with me.

[flaredo]

[ Just...

closes the door. ]

Okay, well, if it likes the bathroom so much, it can chill in there for a bit!

[undaunts]

Thaaaaat works for me.

[You will hear no arguments from Ruby Rose, especially as she turns to walk away and jfc there it is down the hall agh.]

[flaredo]

[ Also as she turns-- she trips over another mask, and-- ]

What?!

[ WHY ]

[undaunts]

Yaaaaaaaaaang!

[LOOK. A MASK THERE?? A MASK OVER THERE??]

The masks are everywhere

[flaredo]

Look, just-- ignore them. We'll get to the bottom of this.

[ RAPIDLY... ]

[undaunts]

But they're so creepy...

[...]

What are we gonna do?

[flaredo]

Lock them somewhere?

[ Well, it's a start. ]

[undaunts]

Naoki and I tried that.

[SIGH.]

It didn't work, they just popped up again.

[flaredo]

Breaking them?

[ When in doubt, VANDALIZE. ]

[undaunts]

But what if they're haunted? What if they're ghost houses and then the ghosts will be mad because we broke their houses and then they haunt us?

[flaredo]

... Haven't we already dealt with ghosts before? I mean, we could take 'em, probably.

[undaunts]

...

It's scarier like this.

[When they don't know what they look like.

It'll probably be fine as soon as she has an opponent to actually fight.]

[flaredo]

... Okay, look-- we don't know they're haunted...

Possessed, maybe?

[undaunts]

By...... what, exactly?

[????

all she's coming up with here is "ghosts".]

[flaredo]

... Non-ghosts?

[ She has no idea. ]

[undaunts]

...Yeaaaaah okay so it's ghosts.

[You can't fool her!!!]

[flaredo]

Isn't this way too subtle to be ghosts? They normally haunt us just fine on their own!

[undaunts]

So then you think the masks are just... alive?

...Is that better or worse?

[flaredo]

... Maybe it's about even.

[ But you can kill living things?? ]

[undaunts]

...Creepy.

I just don't like how they're always watching us.

Except I guess they don't have eyes but still.

[flaredo]

You know, I wonder... if we tied a scarf or something over their eye... holes, maybe that'd make them stop following us.

[ Probably not, but it'd be funny if they bonked into the walls. ]

[undaunts]

[Naturally, Ruby's thinking along the same lines with:]

Pfffffffhaha--what if they run into walls because they can't see?