"Heeey, you've reached Yang! Well, actually, you didn't reach far enough, 'cause I'm not here right now! But don't yang up! Just leave a message on this baby, and I'll get back to you soon enough, okay?"
I'm not that bad. [Immediately. And please tell him you don't think Jaune is cute. Please.] I met him yesterday, actually. I didn't get a chance to mention it.
[Because rides and spiders and oh Yang Yang he has something else to tell you about.]
And actually, he had something he wanted me to pass along.
[He flicks up one finger.] "Tell her I'm not her type", [a second] "I sell bootleg copies of new movies", [a third] "I'm bad news", [a fourth] "that Jaune Arc boy is nothing but trouble".
...He asked if you bragged about him or anything, I said you mentioned he was a great guy, but.
[AS YOU CAN HEAR HE CAN'T TAKE A COMPLIMENT APPARENTLY.]
[There's an unpleasant knot forming in his stomach and oh hey there's that feeling of wanting to punch Jaune again. Twofold this time around.]
Er... Yang?
[His expression, because he doesn't know how to make sense of that knot of emotions, is bemused, anything else tucked away.] Did you actually mean it like--?
Huh-- [ Yang pauses, blinking-- before she shakes her head, a smile taking hold. ]
I was just thinking if I had meant it like that, I'd be wishing for a little more tact! Seriously, how does a guy get one bitty compliment and turn it into a love confession??
[And instantly Naoki can relax; he takes pains not to show it because why. Why does that make him feel relieved? It shouldn't bother him in the least if Yang might like someone--
You know what, no, he's going to put this out of his mind for now, if he starts thinking about it in depth here he's going to act strange.]
I dunno. Talking him out of it didn't work at all either.
[He spreads his hands apart with a light shrug. But if she was actually heartbroken-- but he can't see any person who Yang liked turning her down.] Don't worry, I'd be way better at it.
I'm pretty sure I stopped being a lone wolf when you decided to stick with me.
[But, after a contemplative pause, he adds with honesty because he's doing his best and opening up bit by bit:] I don't... you know. I'm not big on being by myself. [He hates it, honestly.] But in the Vortex World, I had to be. Since then, well... you know.
[He thought he had to be here, too.] But you've helped kick me out of it.
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[Because rides and spiders and oh Yang Yang he has something else to tell you about.]
And actually, he had something he wanted me to pass along.
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[He flicks up one finger.] "Tell her I'm not her type", [a second] "I sell bootleg copies of new movies", [a third] "I'm bad news", [a fourth] "that Jaune Arc boy is nothing but trouble".
...He asked if you bragged about him or anything, I said you mentioned he was a great guy, but.
[AS YOU CAN HEAR HE CAN'T TAKE A COMPLIMENT APPARENTLY.]
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He's... not my type?
[ THERE IS A VERY LONG PAUSE, in which Yang draws her hands back and goes completely silent, before-- ]
... So I was rejected, huh?
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[That is an unpleasant lurching in his stomach.
And Naoki's just going to whip around really fast to face her you're not serious right now are you Yang.]
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Seriously, Jaune...
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Er... Yang?
[His expression, because he doesn't know how to make sense of that knot of emotions, is bemused, anything else tucked away.] Did you actually mean it like--?
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I was just thinking if I had meant it like that, I'd be wishing for a little more tact! Seriously, how does a guy get one bitty compliment and turn it into a love confession??
[ JAUNE, SERIOUSLY-- ]
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You know what, no, he's going to put this out of his mind for now, if he starts thinking about it in depth here he's going to act strange.]
I dunno. Talking him out of it didn't work at all either.
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Should I punch him to make him atone for breaking my heart, so I can move on and find a new love that doesn't sell bootleg movies?
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I can hold him while you punch him, if you want.
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[ He didn't break yours, either, Yang. ]
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[He reaches out to prod at one of her knees.]
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And you suck at comforting, Naoki.
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If you were actually heartbroken, I'd make sure to comfort you way better.
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[He spreads his hands apart with a light shrug. But if she was actually heartbroken-- but he can't see any person who Yang liked turning her down.] Don't worry, I'd be way better at it.
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[ Can she tease you?? ]
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[What a shit--] I think I mentioned before that I don't have anything for Romance Hour.
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[He chuckles.] Anyway, I'm still getting to know the people that I've met.
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[ She's so happy... ]
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[But, after a contemplative pause, he adds with honesty because he's doing his best and opening up bit by bit:] I don't... you know. I'm not big on being by myself. [He hates it, honestly.] But in the Vortex World, I had to be. Since then, well... you know.
[He thought he had to be here, too.] But you've helped kick me out of it.
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SLEEP DAMMIT
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