"Heeey, you've reached Yang! Well, actually, you didn't reach far enough, 'cause I'm not here right now! But don't yang up! Just leave a message on this baby, and I'll get back to you soon enough, okay?"
[ WAIT STOP. He absolutely can't say that to Pyrrha's friend. B-But he has to tell someone, and it can't be Weiss or Ruby. Uh. ......Backspace, backspace. ]
i told pyrrha about my stri|
[ Oops. He can't lead with that either. Jaune. Backspacing again. Ok. Breathe. Ok. Here's his actual response: ]
DONT DO THAT YANBG this is IMPORTANT there are some stains that just never come out. and some that you didnt think you would ever get but its here now. i have this stain that i cant ignore now. i try to but its there. and suppose its on my favorite shirt. i wear it every day and i see it all the time. everywhere.
There’s a long delay between her and his next reply. Well, long for Jaune-standards, so roughly about four minutes as he’s freaking out all on his own in the toilet stall. Ok, damn it, he’ll bite the bullet. ]
yang if you had a guy friend and he asked you out, would you date them y/n??
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[ Some knocking can be heard on the toilet stall. "Is everything okay in there?" ]
--LEAVEMEALONE!!!
Wait, I-I don't mean y-- [ Message end. ]
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sorry about the vioce mail tho
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its jaune
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[ WAIT STOP. He absolutely can't say that to Pyrrha's friend. B-But he has to tell someone, and it can't be Weiss or Ruby. Uh. ......Backspace, backspace. ]
i told pyrrha about my stri|
[ Oops. He can't lead with that either. Jaune. Backspacing again. Ok. Breathe. Ok. Here's his actual response: ]
how do you get food stains out of a while shirt
*white share
*white shirt
[ .....he's a mess. ]
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this is IMPORTANT
there are some stains that just never come out.
and some that you didnt think you would ever get but its here now.
i have this stain that i cant ignore now.
i try to but its there.
and suppose its on my favorite shirt.
i wear it every day and i see it all the time.
everywhere.
yang i;m worried that i ruined my favorite shirt
[ It isn't the most apt metaphor. At all. ]
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uhso why don't you just get a new one? was it handmade or something?
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[ Good lord, he sucks. Yang.. might want to say something first if she saw anything. ]
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wait why are you even asking me
wasn't pyrrha with you
[ guess who missed the exact Moment-- ]
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There’s a long delay between her and his next reply. Well, long for Jaune-standards, so roughly about four minutes as he’s freaking out all on his own in the toilet stall. Ok, damn it, he’ll bite the bullet. ]
yang if you had a guy friend and he asked you out, would you date them
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depends on the guy friendNaoki was a guy friend and I fell for him just fine
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surprise but Naoki's also a dorkcoolness can only get you so far you know?
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nuh-uh no hippoy
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kissed who
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because if i did
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that's what your saying yea
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no I was gonna saywhat happened next
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plz don't be mad
[ Somehow he thinks Yang doesn't approve. Low self-worth and all. ]
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