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Yang Xiao Long (
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09:18 am
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"Heeey, you've reached Yang! Well, actually, you didn't reach far enough, 'cause I'm not here right now! But don't
yang
up! Just leave a message on this baby, and I'll get back to you soon enough, okay?"
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flaredo
2015-11-29 12:18 am (UTC)
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We're! Doing! It! Don't! Destroy! The Chocolate!!
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undaunts
2015-11-30 01:20 am (UTC)
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I won't!!
[A beat.
She carefully and gently smoothes out the chocolate wrappers.]
... There. Are we ready now?
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flaredo
2015-11-30 03:04 am (UTC)
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We are!
[ Handing over two graham crackers with extreme gravitas. ]
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undaunts
2015-11-30 10:37 pm (UTC)
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[Ruby accepts these with total seriousness. Looks at the fireplace.
Pauses.
... ... ...]
It's...fake, isn't it.
[the fireplace.
It's totally digital.]
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flaredo
2015-12-01 02:28 am (UTC)
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Okay, let's... start a real fire.
[ This can't possibly go wrong. ]
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undaunts
2015-12-01 02:55 am (UTC)
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Um...
[This is a terrible plan.]
Where?
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flaredo
2015-12-01 04:08 am (UTC)
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... Well, if I use Ember Celica, we could just do it here.
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undaunts
2015-12-01 05:37 am (UTC)
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[It's a terrible idea.
But Ruby has never been the more sensible sister, so--]
Well. Okay then, let's do it.
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flaredo
2015-12-01 05:44 am (UTC)
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Okay! You hold the marshmallows!
[ BY HER GAUNTLETS...
Yang, this is not what your weapons were meant for. ]
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undaunts
2015-12-01 07:03 pm (UTC)
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Okay!
[Yang, this is not what your weapons are for. Ruby's going to go ahead and hold those over Yang's gauntlets on a stick.]
Mmmm roasted marshmallowsssss.
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flaredo
2015-12-01 07:39 pm (UTC)
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No one can say my weapons aren't useful all the time!
[ Just a little bit of Aura, to warm the marshmallows... ]
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undaunts
2015-12-01 07:40 pm (UTC)
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That's why weapons are so great!
[You really couldn't have expected anything else from her...even as she gently rotates the marshmallows.]
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flaredo
2015-12-01 07:43 pm (UTC)
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Just don't start using Crescent Rose to help you with kebabs, okay?
[ JUST SAYING. ]
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undaunts
2015-12-01 07:44 pm (UTC)
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[Ruby pauses as though considering that.
..............]
But I can use her to cut veggies, right--
[???]
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flaredo
2015-12-01 07:47 pm (UTC)
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...
Ruby.
[ USE A KNIFE. ]
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undaunts
2015-12-01 07:49 pm (UTC)
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Ughhhh, fine, fine!
[grumble grumble.]
Only
you
get to use your weapon for cool things like totally domestic things that weapons aren't for.
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flaredo
2015-12-01 08:01 pm (UTC)
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Because my weapons don't accidentally break things if I swing them around.
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undaunts
2015-12-01 08:06 pm (UTC)
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They do
too
!
[...]
They're just not as big so there's less collateral damage!
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flaredo
2015-12-01 08:07 pm (UTC)
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So in the end, they're tons safer!
[ No, they're not. ]
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undaunts
2015-12-01 08:13 pm (UTC)
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No they're not!
[YEAH SHE'S NOT BUYING IT.]
They burst into flames sometimes!
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flaredo
2015-12-01 09:05 pm (UTC)
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Only in places where it's okay to set stuff on fire!
[ LIKE CLUBS. ]
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undaunts
2015-12-01 09:16 pm (UTC)
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Like
clubs
?
[LOOK, SHE KNOWS ABOUT THAT.]
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flaredo
2015-12-01 09:19 pm (UTC)
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Perfectly deserving clubs! Smash your marshmallow already!
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undaunts
2015-12-01 09:27 pm (UTC)
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Okay, okay,
jeeze
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[MARSHMALLOWS GETTING SMASHED ONTO GRAHAM CRACKERS NOW.]
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flaredo
2015-12-01 09:53 pm (UTC)
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[ Sisters being sassy GEEZ... now is a time for s'mores!! ]
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[A beat.
She carefully and gently smoothes out the chocolate wrappers.]
... There. Are we ready now?
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[ Handing over two graham crackers with extreme gravitas. ]
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Pauses.
... ... ...]
It's...fake, isn't it.
[the fireplace.
It's totally digital.]
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Okay, let's... start a real fire.
[ This can't possibly go wrong. ]
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[This is a terrible plan.]
Where?
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But Ruby has never been the more sensible sister, so--]
Well. Okay then, let's do it.
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[ BY HER GAUNTLETS...
Yang, this is not what your weapons were meant for. ]
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Mmmm roasted marshmallowsssss.
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[ Just a little bit of Aura, to warm the marshmallows... ]
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[You really couldn't have expected anything else from her...even as she gently rotates the marshmallows.]
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[ JUST SAYING. ]
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..............]
But I can use her to cut veggies, right--
[???]
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[ USE A KNIFE. ]
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[grumble grumble.]
Only you get to use your weapon for cool things like totally domestic things that weapons aren't for.
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[...]
They're just not as big so there's less collateral damage!
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[ No, they're not. ]
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[YEAH SHE'S NOT BUYING IT.]
They burst into flames sometimes!
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[ LIKE CLUBS. ]
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[LOOK, SHE KNOWS ABOUT THAT.]
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[MARSHMALLOWS GETTING SMASHED ONTO GRAHAM CRACKERS NOW.]
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