"Heeey, you've reached Yang! Well, actually, you didn't reach far enough, 'cause I'm not here right now! But don't yang up! Just leave a message on this baby, and I'll get back to you soon enough, okay?"
I'm not that bad. [Immediately. And please tell him you don't think Jaune is cute. Please.] I met him yesterday, actually. I didn't get a chance to mention it.
[Because rides and spiders and oh Yang Yang he has something else to tell you about.]
And actually, he had something he wanted me to pass along.
[He flicks up one finger.] "Tell her I'm not her type", [a second] "I sell bootleg copies of new movies", [a third] "I'm bad news", [a fourth] "that Jaune Arc boy is nothing but trouble".
...He asked if you bragged about him or anything, I said you mentioned he was a great guy, but.
[AS YOU CAN HEAR HE CAN'T TAKE A COMPLIMENT APPARENTLY.]
[There's an unpleasant knot forming in his stomach and oh hey there's that feeling of wanting to punch Jaune again. Twofold this time around.]
Er... Yang?
[His expression, because he doesn't know how to make sense of that knot of emotions, is bemused, anything else tucked away.] Did you actually mean it like--?
Huh-- [ Yang pauses, blinking-- before she shakes her head, a smile taking hold. ]
I was just thinking if I had meant it like that, I'd be wishing for a little more tact! Seriously, how does a guy get one bitty compliment and turn it into a love confession??
[And instantly Naoki can relax; he takes pains not to show it because why. Why does that make him feel relieved? It shouldn't bother him in the least if Yang might like someone--
You know what, no, he's going to put this out of his mind for now, if he starts thinking about it in depth here he's going to act strange.]
I dunno. Talking him out of it didn't work at all either.
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But there you go, all set!
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Thanks, O shoulder massage master.
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I get a next time, though? I should promise to give you a hand massage in turn. [He nudges back against her playfully.]
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Sure, I'll take you up on that.
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...Sorry. I, uh... did it without thinking. [HE'LL JUST LET GO NOW...]
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[ There's a snort. A snicker.
And then Yang is flat-out laughing into his shoulder. ]
I don't mind!
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He sighs.]
I'm pretty sure it wasn't that funny.
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Sorry, sorry... you were almost like Jaune-levels of awkward, there.
[ But then it sounds like she thinks Jaune is cute. ]
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[Because rides and spiders and oh Yang Yang he has something else to tell you about.]
And actually, he had something he wanted me to pass along.
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[He flicks up one finger.] "Tell her I'm not her type", [a second] "I sell bootleg copies of new movies", [a third] "I'm bad news", [a fourth] "that Jaune Arc boy is nothing but trouble".
...He asked if you bragged about him or anything, I said you mentioned he was a great guy, but.
[AS YOU CAN HEAR HE CAN'T TAKE A COMPLIMENT APPARENTLY.]
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He's... not my type?
[ THERE IS A VERY LONG PAUSE, in which Yang draws her hands back and goes completely silent, before-- ]
... So I was rejected, huh?
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[That is an unpleasant lurching in his stomach.
And Naoki's just going to whip around really fast to face her you're not serious right now are you Yang.]
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Seriously, Jaune...
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Er... Yang?
[His expression, because he doesn't know how to make sense of that knot of emotions, is bemused, anything else tucked away.] Did you actually mean it like--?
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I was just thinking if I had meant it like that, I'd be wishing for a little more tact! Seriously, how does a guy get one bitty compliment and turn it into a love confession??
[ JAUNE, SERIOUSLY-- ]
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You know what, no, he's going to put this out of his mind for now, if he starts thinking about it in depth here he's going to act strange.]
I dunno. Talking him out of it didn't work at all either.
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Should I punch him to make him atone for breaking my heart, so I can move on and find a new love that doesn't sell bootleg movies?
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I can hold him while you punch him, if you want.
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[ He didn't break yours, either, Yang. ]
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SLEEP DAMMIT
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